My wife is upstairs having “dance time”. This is one of those things I didn’t realize existed until I got married and don’t really understand. I have discovered that there are several important steps to a successful dance time:
-Loose fitting clothes (to allow to wild ungilations of the hips)
-A full length mirror (not required, but appears to make dance time more entertaining)
-Britney Spears (I don’t know why)
-A locked door (because I’m not allowed to watch)