There is a couple that frequents my coffee shop that is always smiling. Always. When one of them gets up to fetch something, the other follows with their eyes and grins stupidly until they return. It’s unsettling. I think they must be on drugs. No two people are ever that happy all the time. It’s unnatural. I’m pretty sure it’s marijuana because they also move slowly and seem really interested in everything. They also look around the room and point a lot. That’s something people who are high on pot do. These people, bless their souls, deserve all of the happiness in the world, but I wish they would have an argument. They are in their late 30s or early 40s, so surely there is something they would disagree on. I want to go over and start an argument between them, but I think they would probably agree to disagree and then hold hands about...