Whenever I’m asked what God I believe in a smile comes to my face. For I believe in the His Noodliness, The Flying Spaghetti Monster. Yes, I am a Pastafarien. You see, we Pastafariens believe that a Flying Spaghetti Monster created the universe and all of its inhabitants. He tends to our needs with his Noodly Appendage(s). We believe global warming, earthquakes, hurricanes, and other natural disasters are a direct effect of the shrinking numbers of Pirates since the 1800s.
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